Strade: Engineering/Carpentry Teacher, always makes weird shit that you’re not sure what it’s for, but hey, at least you can do a dovetail joint now. Tries to be hip with the kids, fails miserably but the effort is admirable.
Ren: Exhausted Intern/Teacher in Training, he goes to a local college and he just kinda shadows Strade and hangs out with the kids.
Rire: Headmaster and English Teacher, of course. Everyone crushes on him, but he’s too scary to actually talk to. Will quote obscure literature at you and lower your grade for not knowing what it is.
Sano: School nurse, super done with everyone’s shit, will give you unnecessary medical treatment. Sometimes just, isn’t there because he’s gettin’ boned by another teacher. Texts parents about students failures, even though he isn’t their teacher.
Akira: Music teacher, but only teaches you about “real” music, AKA his crazy techno. Youngish teacher, lots of people have crushes on him. He’s one of the actually cool teachers.
Lawrence: Biology teacher, sometimes forgets to actually teach. His students will all be seated and he’ll spend the whole time watering his plants. One time his class was too loud so he walked out halfway through, and they only found out they were locked in at the end of the day. You hear he’s terrifying when he’s mad.
Vincent: Really loud gym teacher, gives the awkward sex ed lesson a la Mean Girls. Will make you do an obscene number of push ups if you fuck up.
.D: Hall monitor, of course. Will catch you smoking, give you a huge lecture, and once you leave he smokes in that same place.
Ashe: The Sub, will fall asleep while supervising. One time some students set a textbook on fire while he was napping during class and he didn’t notice until half his pant leg was on fire.
@gurobob is the awesome janitor everyone loves, and @electricpuke is the lunchman. @darqx is the school ghost, someone who you see eating in the school cafeteria all the time, but are they a student? Are they a teacher? Where are they the rest of the day?
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