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A few head-cannons that have formed in my brain for the BTD boys: part one

Vincent:

  • He tried to learn the guitar at some point
  • If you rub or scratch in the right place, his leg will do the thumping thing dogs do
  • He could probably flip a car if he wanted to
  • Definitely a good dad, like god tier dad, a lot of fun but protective, loves to give his kids piggyback rides and carry them around
  • Sometimes he likes to cuddle
  • Lawrence and Farz are most likely to be cuddled, but maybe a nice soft MC, Farz is a little skinny
  • Not a cat person, but Lawrence is kind of like a cat so he understands why people like them
  • You mess with Lawrence, he’s going to put you six feet under
  • Or you’re going in the bunker
  • Or both
  • He’s really sweet with kids, he wants them to grow up to not be like him

Lawrence:

  • A good beautiful plant boy AND a murderous drug addict
  • A careful balance
  • A cat basically, has a calming presence if he’s more comfortable around you
  • Often wakes up with Vincent in bed beside him and is just like “Friend.”
  • He’s soft, nice and cuddly
  • But also strong, could rip your arm out of its socket
  • Needs to make tea that wakes him up in the evening when he gets up
  • If he worked with Strade making livestreams he’d have a mask like a deer’s skull and go by Nocturne or Nightshade
  • He rarely gets excited, but when he does, oh boy he is E X C I T E D
  • Once accidentally got Ren high

Ren

  • Probably bought a Strade body pillow
  • And a Lawrence one
  • Likes to try and curl up in Strade’s lap, usually gets dumped on the floor
  • Draws a lot, wants to make his own manga series
  • The plot features a small fox boy living with his two boyfriends and the daily adventures he has
  • Once drank some of Lawrence’s tea by accident and got really high
  • Remembers nothing from it, and Lawrence and Strade don’t talk about it
  • He clings when he sleeps
  • Like if you’re in the same bed as him you’re not getting away
  • Likes cervitaurs(don’t ask)

Cain

  • Soft spot for Sano, like big time
  • He definitely knows Vincent is Akira and feels a little bad for killing him
  • Likes fencing, teaches MC it if he decides to keep them
  • Needs a lot of sleep
  • In the early morning he’s like half awake and that’s when MC has the best chance of getting any cuddles
  • Secretly likes the cuddles
  • The universe me and my friend roleplay in is a little weird, but one of the things is Cain actually knows Strade and gets along reasonably well with him, just felt like including that
  • Has a weakness for small nonhumans with tails and ears
  • Probably can sing really well
  • Wings are very sensitive
  • Don’t touch the inside of his wings unless you wanna get fucked, it’s seen as a courtship gesture
  • He’s such a fucking bird it’s not even funny
  • His feathers get fluffed up if he’s startled, cold, or upset
  • Just imagine he finds out Damien has his MC and he just shows up to the church and as soon as the door is open it’s just Cain with his wings arched and fluffed up and screeching
  • He’s really cuddly when he’s tired, and likes to wrap MC up in his wings

Edit: I kept forgetting to tag the owners of these characters, so here we go!

Vincent and Cain belong to: @electricpuke

Lawrence and Ren belong to @gurobob

I’ll do more soon!

Avery Masterpost & FAQ Part II

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Avery is a sweet, friendly paramedic who suffers from powerful delusions and horrific jealousy issues. He’s also a stalker with some very dark kinks. His dearest dream and primary motivation is to find the one and to keep them safe and with him forever. He essentially has two separate personalities: One is kind, loving, and bound by a strong moral code; a person who doesn’t want to hurt anyone and just wants to love and be loved. The other is a dangerous, disgusting, lascivious maniac who adores sex and violence and lives for the snap of bones breaking. He’s in a constant, unconscious battle to keep that monster suppressed and controlled.

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Name: Sebastian Avery Wynter
Age: 32
Birthday: May 3rd, 1986 


Gender: Male
Occupation: EMT/Paramedic (Advanced Care)
Height: 6’3"
Build: Lean, lanky; stronger than he looks
Hair: Ginger (’strawberry blond’ depending on the light)
Eyes: Blue-green
Skin: Light, freckles. Burns/blushes easily. 
Orientation: Pansexual
Nationality: Irish (yes, he has an accent)
Residence: Ontario, Canada
Dominant hand: Right
Favourite colour: Red
Personality: Sweet, soft-spoken, quietly confident, doting, expressive, a little nerdy. Laughs often, very (appropriately) touchy-feely with coworkers; seems very kind; most people find him charming. The subject of many crushes, but never seen with a significant other.
Role: Mostly a service top but versatile; Stage V is entirely top 
Kinks: Blood, screams & other sounds of pain, broken bones, masochism, thigh highs…. not all of his shit is awful, okay? Just most of it
Full kink lists: [Stage I-III] [Stage V]

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